What is this site, exactly?
A travel agency for a measurement nobody needed compared. You drag a slider, the penis size calculator tells you where in the world you would be above average, and somewhere between the globe and the departures board we hand you the things actually worth knowing: that you are almost certainly normal, which condom size fits you, that nothing sold for enlargement works, and how to check yourself once a month.
Why the jokes?
Because nobody reads a pamphlet. This subject carries enough quiet worry that most men only ever consult a search engine about it, and the search results are dominated by inflated numbers and products that do not work. The humour is the trojan horse; sourced information is the payload. The house rule is simple: deadpan, never crude, and never a punchline at anyone's expense. The same honesty applies to our own data, which is why the method and sources page grades every figure, including the bad ones.
Who is behind it?
Andreas Bylund, a developer in Sweden, with an AI pair programmer doing the heavy lifting. The project is independent and sells nothing, which is easy, because there is nothing to sell. Nothing you enter on any page leaves your browser, and we would not have it any other way.
Contact
Ideas, corrections, or a study we should read for the register: andreas@andreasbylund.se. Corrections are especially welcome, and source tips even more so; the dataset page explains what we are looking for.